#35 Alice in Wonderland

February 3, 2021
Alice in Wonderland (1951) *** 1/2
Disney +
Free
Disney animation

I am an Alice in Wonderland stan, I love the books with my whole heart, and I love this movie too. On the other hand, I hate the Tim Burton version with a fiery passion, which is how you can tell I’m a real Alice fan.

I love Katherine Beaumont as Alice, including the fact that she really couldn’t sing. Who knows why they didn’t have someone sing for her, but I think it’s kind of charming. I love how she says, “Wait, PLEASE!” about a billion times. I didn’t realize that she also is Wendy in Peter Pan, she was Walt’s ur British girl child in classic literature voice.

Also, of course, I go on the Alice ride when I am at Disneyland, so many parts of this cartoon are even more familiar than others. I miss Disneyland.

Other great voices in the cast are Sterling Holloway as the Cheshire Cat (funny how the exact same voice can be equally sweet as Winnie-the-Pooh and sinister here), the wonderful Ed Wynn as the Mad Hatter, Jerry Colonna as the March Hare, a thing I only realized because he narrated Casey at the Bat in Make Mine Music so his particular voice was in my head.

Here’s the best one, though. Guess who voices the Caterpillar? Richard Haydn. And who is Richard Haydn? Why he’s Max in The Sound of Music, wonderful Max! And who ELSE is he? He is also Herr Falkstein in Young Frankenstein, the old man who brings news of the inheritance to Gene Wilder! I have seen these two movies, The Sound of Music and Young Frankenstein a quadrillion times each, and never realized that that was the same actor, let alone that that actor was also the Caterpillar. Mind blown!

Anyway, Disney’s Alice in Wonderland, still great!

#34 The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

February 2, 2021
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949) ***
Disney +
Free
Disney animation

The theme song literally goes like this: “Ichabod and Mr. Toad/Ichabod and Mr. Toad/Ichabod, Ichabod and Mr. Toad!” So, I am assuming that they had the Rhythmaires in the studio to record, and only at that moment did they realize that they had forgotten to write a theme song, so they just winged it and hoped no-one would notice.

This is two short cartoons together, first The Wind in the Willows, then The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. I wasn’t entirely certain as to whether I had seen The Wind in the Willows, or if I just remembered it from the book itself and Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride at Disneyland, and it turns out that was the case, as it was entirely new to me. It’s narrated by Basil Rathbone, and is a lot of fun, much silliness.

The second one I knew for an absolute fact I had seen before, I remembered seeing it on The Wonderful World of Disney when I was a kid, and as part of various Disney Hallowe’en specials. It is narrated by Bing Crosby, who is perfect, and it’s as enjoyable as the first half.

Slight, but entirely entertaining.

#33 Bambi

February 1, 2021
Bambi (1942) ****
Disney +
Free
Disney animation

So, it’s February, which is Disney month! I am seeing two double features of Disney animation at Secret Movie Club this month, so I thought I would also try to catch up and fill in the gaps on Disney+. I also might be watching other Disney, non-animated or hybrid features, but first, Bambi!

Now, of course I had seen Bambi before, but I didn’t realize until it started that I don’t think I’ve actually seen the whole movie for some decades! It’s not like the princess movies that get released fairly often, because I do love going to see them at the El Capitan, Bambi I don’t think i have seen all of since childhood.

Of course, I have seen scenes. The scene between Bambi, Thumper, and Flower when Bambi learns to say “Bird!” I basically know by heart, for example, and other highlights are firmly in my bones, but I have no memory of just how beautiful the animation is. The forest looks like an oil painting. It’s just stunning.

I’ll tell you what makes this movie a classic, though. It’s not the lovely animation, it’s not the realistic animal movement, it’s not the lovable characters, well, it is sort of the lovable characters. It is Peter Behn. Who is Peter Behn? Why, he is the voice of Young Thumper, and he just utterly brings the whole movie to life. He was six or so when he recorded the voice, he is 86 now, God bless him, and though he is not the star, he is the jolt of adrenaline.

And of course, I sobbed my eyes out when Bambi’s mother gets shot by the hunter, and he is looking for her and calling for her for such a long time. I remembered that so clearly, and I thought it happened very early in the film, but it’s over halfway through. I guess we all remember it happening early because he’s still a fawn, and only after that did he grow up.

It’s so lovely, and funny, and sweet, and heartbreaking. I’m not going to wait such a long time before watching it again.

January wrap-up

Well, the first thing to say is that I actually made it through one month! After grandly stating that I was going to be doing this project all year, even with the mountain of unfinished projects tottering in front of me, I am proud to say that, though two nights I did fall asleep watching the movie and have to finish it the next day, in both cases I got halfway through, and it counts! I’d rather not do that too often, and also I would rather not be watching movies at midnight when I have to get up at 7a, but baby steps.

Here are all of the movies I saw in order of preference, in the categories of new movies and re-watches:

New movies

War ****
In & Of Itself ****
The Secret of Kells ****
Onward ****
That’s Entertainment! III ****
That’s Dancing! ****
The Bee Gees How Do You Mend a Broken Heart ***
Murder on the Blackboard ***
Fun and Fancy Free ***
Hedwig and the Angry Inch ***
Hollywood Party ***
She Done Him Wrong ***
The Tune ***
Make Mine Music ** 1/2
Bulldog Drummond’s Secret Police ** 1/2
Echo in the Canyon ** 1/2
Murder By Death **
Tenet **
The Mystery of the 13th Guest **
Pop Gear **

Rewatch

The Maltese Falcon ****
That’s Entertainment! ****
That’s Entertainment Part II ****
Charade ****
Stop Making Sense ****
The Thin Man ****
Hang ‘Em High ****
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ****
Evil Under the Sun *** 1/2
Death on the Nile *** 1/2
Penguin Pool Murder ***
Dumbo ***

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So now, here comes February, and I have decided to do things a little differently. Since in January I just let go entirely of any of the lists and categories of films I want to watch and just went rogue, in February I want to get a bit more on track.

Because this month I will be seeing several Disney movies at the drive-in, I will work on the Disney lists, both animation and other. My goal is to watch Disney for at least half of the month, so a minimum of 14 films, because I don’t want to abandon my beloved TCM entirely.

One month down, eleven to go!

#32 In & Of Itself

January 31, 2021
In & Of Itself (2021) ****
Hulu
Movies from 2021
Wildcard

I heard a lot about this movie before seeing this movie, but everything I heard about this movie was, “We can’t tell you about this movie!”

I’ll tell you one thing about this movie, that I, who cannot get through a half hour tv episode of a show I love without pausing, neither paused nor looked away from the screen for the whole 90 minutes, beyond once to pee. I was even leaning forward in my seat, mouth agape, most of the time. It’s that kind of a show.

It was an Off-Broadway one man show in 2018 that was a sensation, and sold out every night. It stars Derek DelGaudio as himself, telling stories about his life, and interacting with the crowd in unexpected ways, and both the show and the movie were directed by the great Frank Oz.

Here’s the thing. I can’t tell you anything about this movie, except that it is stunning and moving and I loved it. And it’s on Hulu, don’t look for it on Netflix, which was what I did for about ten minutes. Not everything is on Netflix!

Here is one thing it’s about. Being seen.

#31 The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart

January 30, 2021
The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart (2021) ***
HBO Max
Free
Wildcard

This was another situation, which hasn’t happened for awhile, where it was midnight and I just couldn’t choose something to watch. None of the super short films on TCM were calling to me, it was starting to be a disaster.

Then I went on the HBO Max app and remembered that I wanted to see this documentary, even though it is over 2 hours. I also knew I wouldn’t be able to make it through the whole thing, but as long as I saw half before passing out, that is good enough for jazz. Or disco, I guess.

This is a wonderful documentary about a group that people kind of remember for one thing, but who were so much more than just Saturday Night Fever. There were four Gibb brothers, now Barry is the only one left, and it’s heartbreaking. Outliving everyone is not easy.

I myself was around during the disco era, and I did not care for the Bee Gees music at the time, mostly because it just lasted forever, that album was on the charts for 1 million years, and if you were in dance class as I was at the time, you got very very tired of routines that were choreographed to that soundtrack.

When I hear it now, it’s different. Now it is the music of my childhood and adolescence, so I love it because of the memories. And also, because it’s not on the radio every single second, I recognize how good those songs were, along with all of the rest of their catalog. The pre-Saturday Night Fever songs are absolutely wonderful!

They have a lot of period interviews with the brothers, looking back on that time, which are golden, along with interviews with performers both contemporary and those influenced by them, and some who could talk about very specific things. Noel Gallagher and Nick Jonas talked about working with your brothers, Chi’s Martin about being super famous and then having a backlash against you, Justin Timberlake about singing falsetto, you got a lot of insight. And of course, their band and people like that.

An interesting thing was the relationship between the brothers, both Barry and Robin were lead singers and songwriters with the ego to match, and Maurice was the one in the middle, the peacemaker, the connection between them, and also the one whose voice brought everything together.

So yes, I did only make it through half before being unable to keep my eyes open, but I watched the rest of it right away the next day. It’s a very good documentary, though it does seem to rush through parts of their lives and career too fast, but it’s such a long career that you can’t give weight to every single thing or it would be four hours and not two.

#30 That’s Entertainment! III

January 29, 2021
That’s Entertainment! III (1994) ****
TCM
Free
Wildcard

This was the last of the That’s Entertainment/Dancing movies, and the hook they used for this one was cut numbers, inspired by the Wizard of Oz cut number in That’s Dancing, and way more really obscure numbers.

The hosts were Gene Kelly (of course), and way more women than the earlier films, I assume because women live longer and the men were dying off, so they had to? But that may be churlish. Anyway, they had June Allyson, Cyd Charisse (instead of just showing clips of her and sighing, “Cyd Charisse, how she dances…”), Lena Horne, Ann Miller, Debbie Reynolds, and Esther Williams, along with Mickey Rooney (back from the first one), and Howard Keel.

In the TCM intro, (not part of the movie, obvs), Dana Delaney weirdly says that this movie, as opposed to II, wasn’t hosted by Fred Astaire along with Kelly, but had these other hosts instead. Yeah, this might have had something to do with the fact that Astaire had died seven years previously, so…he was busy? He wasn’t looking his best? It was just a peculiar way to word it.

When I saw Lena Horne, I was like, I wonder what she is going to say, because she never held back in her later years about all of the racism she encountered in Hollywood, and she doesn’t go as full out as she later would, but neither does she whitewash it, so to speak. She wasn’t mad about Ava Gardner specifically getting the role that she tested for in Showboat, as she emphasizes that Ava was one of her only close friends in Hollywood, but she still wasn’t happy about it forty-three years later.

What is interesting (and I don’t know if I learned it here or in one of the other movies, as they are running together a bit in my memory) and it never occurred to me before, is that Lena Horne was never going to play Julie in Showboat, as interracial couples were banned by the Hayes code, so Lena could never have been paired with Robert Sterling. Similar to how Anna May Wong wasn’t cast in The Good Earth in the one great starring role for a Chinese woman in her era, because Paul Muni was cast first, so Luise Rainer and he both wore yellowface.

There was more blackface in this film, but it made sense, because they were comparing two versions of the same number, Two-Faced Woman, sung by the same singer, India Adams, but performed by Cyd Charisse in a cut number from The Band Wagon, and Joan Crawford, in what host Debbie Reynolds charitably describes as “tropical makeup”, from Torch Song. Debbie says archly that the wrong number might have been cut. Let me tell you, that tropical makeup looked literally, not figuratively, like fully an inch of chocolate frosting. It is, without question, the most ridiculous blackface ever committed to film, Al Jolson looked one hundred times better, and that’s saying something.

They also include the numbers that Judy Garland recorded for Annie Get Your Gun before she was replaced by Betty Hutton, and she clearly wasn’t great, but neither was she helped by the worst wig and costume ever committed to celluloid, and songs in a really terrible key for her. It’s like they wanted her to fail.

These four films were a great trip down memory lane, both memory lane of the great musicals of the past, and also my own childhood where I saw the first two films and a lot of these musicals for the first time. What a treat to watch them again, or in this case, for the first time.

Week 4 wrap-up 1/22-1/28

Week 4 done, looking down the barrel of February, looks like I’m going to finish the first month of this project.

This was the first week I saw eight films rather than seven, and all but one were very good to terrific, and even that last one, Make Mine Music, had some very good parts in it.

As far as categories go, two were Disney animation, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and the previously mentioned Make Mine Music, and the rest wildcards. Next month I’m going to start really trying to watch movies that I planned to watch rather than living on the TCM app, no matter how enjoyable.

Five movies I had seen before, Charade, That’s Entertainment, That’s Entertainment II, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and The Penguin Pool Murder, and three were new, That’s Dancing, Murder on the Blackboard, and Make Mine Music.

The best film that was new to me was That’s Dancing, but the best film that I had seen before is harder to choose. I guess Charade just barely beats out the two That’s Entertainments, but it was a very strong week, and I think Charade is also the best overall, again, by a whisker.

The worst new to me film was, you guessed it, Make Mine Music, and it was also the worst overall, because the worst I had already seen would have to be The Penguin Pool Murder, only because it’s the only non-four star film of the week, and not because I didn’t love it!

#29 Make Mine Music

January 28, 2021
Make Mine Music (1946) ** 1/2
DVD
Disney animation

Make Mine Music is the first partial disappointment of the Disney animation films. It was another anthology film, after Saludos Amigos and The Three Caballeros, and it is not on Disney +, so I had to pay cash money for the DVD, like a chump!

It is like a sequel to Fantasia, except for using popular music to animate scenes to instead of classical. Some of them work better than others, the songs with more story to them, generally, though my favourite was just bobby soxers and hepcats dancing at the malt shop to Benny Goodman’s All the Cats Join In.

Also good were the Andrews Sisters singing about hats in love, Johnny Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet, and, of course, good old Peter and the Wolf, narrated by Sterling Holloway. I had forgotten that I had this version on record album as a kid, until I heard his narration begin. Then there was the funny and sad, The Whale Who Wanted to Sing at the Met, which, they emphasized, had Nelson Eddy singing ALL of the roles, which made sense when you realize that meant he was also singing the female roles!

It is worth seeing if you are a completist, like me, but otherwise, not a heartbreaker to miss. 

#28 That’s Dancing!

January 27, 2021
That’s Dancing! (1985) ****
TCM
Free
Wildcard

In the That’s Entertainment universe, That’s Dancing comes in between II and III, and takes a very different approach than its predecessors.

That’s Entertainment the first contains numbers from MGM musicals released between 1929 and 1958, The Hollywood Revue of 1929 to Gigi, aka the Golden Age of Musicals. That’s Entertainment II covers a slightly longer period, through 1962 with the clip from Jumbo, still MGM only, but adding clips from non-musical films as well.

That’s Dancing both expands and contracts from II, in that it is obviously all dancing, but it includes films going all the way up to 1983, many different styles of dance, and from studios beyond MGM, so we finally get to see Fred and Ginger in more than just The Barclays of Broadway.

We go back to multiple hosts, including Mikhail Baryshnikov, Ray Bolger, Liza Minelli, Sammy Davis Jr., and, of course, Gene Kelly, the only host to appear in all four movies. It even starts out with street dancers breakdancing! And with not the slightest bit of condescension of any kind being shown towards the modern dances by any of the great dancers hosting. Game recognizes game.

They had some really marvelously seldom seen scenes in this film, like Ray Bolger’s Scarecrow dance that had been cut from the Wizard of Oz. Have I mentioned yet that Ray Bolger gave me my very first tap lesson, impromptu on the Warner lot? I don’t think I could’ve been more than eight years old, and I’m fairly certain I’ve told every single person I met in the subsequent 48 years.

My favorite dancer in the movie, though, was Bill “Bojangles” Robinson. Of course, I’ve seen him dance with Shirley Temple in The Littlest Rebel before, everyone has seen that dance, the staircase dance, and understood its importance in the history of film as the first interracial dance couple on the screen, and, I imagine, the first black and white person to hold hands on the screen as well. But then they showed him in another film, dancing a specialty number in what was clearly a minstrel show scene, as there were actors in blackface behind him, watching him dance, but he is dressed in a beautiful suit, incredibly handsome, not made up to look old, and dancing like an absolute angel. I have never seen him look like that or dance like that before, and I think I need to start hunting down his films.

There is also ballet (obviously, with Baryshnikov hosting), and clips from Flashdance and Saturday Night Fever to bring us into, what was then, the present. This is a real treasure of a film.

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